One big leap to the future....
You guys (all .5 of you) I have become a fancy person with a fancy job and a janitor's wage.
Life is great in the fashion industry.
You know... this is a real thing. Working in fashion. Sounds amazing... luxury.. travel.... decadence.. *anna nicole voice*
It's hard. It's really hard you guys. Here are the facts:
1. Your boss is probably crazy.
2. You work for peanuts.
3. You work 3 jobs for peanuts.
4. Are you lucky as fuck? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck yes.
5. 90% of the people I went to "fashion" school with work at charlotte russe.
6. Do you have IBS, let's say yes but I hope not because I love all of you.
This is what we're gonna do, I'm gonna spill the beans. It's. Time.
I'm stoked. It's gonna be great.
- Artie McArtVark
creator of sassy old lady clothes across the us of muh fukkin A.